Calvin's Weird and *(%$#&^%@!`+ remarks Directed towards Hobbes,Susie and Calvin himself.

Live and dont learn,thats' us --- Hobbes.

Calvin--The incurable weirdness poster child -- Susie

And who could make my heart feel woozy only thou,my fair sweet susie.--calvin's ethicator duplicate

I don't like maxims that encourage behavior modification - Calvin

Hobbes is a mangy flea ridden furball - Calvin

Drop Dead susie! youre so ugly , i hear your mom puts a bag over head before
she kisses you goodnight. -- Calvin

you smelly,snot nosed trolll - susie to calvin

youre the meanest most rotten little kid i know,well fine! play with
your stuffed tiger! see what i care i dont watn to play with stinker
like you anyway. --- Susie to Calvin


Here Comes " Calvin the Bold and Hobbes the Tiger " from the

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”


“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
-Last-minute panic.” ( Happenned before every exam that's why i am here.)

“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.” -- ( I almost cried..)


“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”


“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”


“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”


“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”


“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”